21:32 <Crion> So how is Stewart gonna set this up? Where are they gonna stream from, to start with? The boat? 21:36 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart put together the soundproofed studio area on the Hedge deck as soon as he could. As long as our connection is stable... yeah, the boat's the plan. He's spent about two hours messing with the lights, the webcam angles, switching between overlays and screen ratios, and getting the height of the chairs right. If he does this part right, then it'll take a sane-seeming amount of time 21:36 <VoxPVoxD> or so to make sure Tony doesn't look weirdly pale or sound like a robot or something. And then, once they're live, the idea is that no one but Stewart needs to think about it at all. 21:37 <Crion> Which mods are hanging around tonight? They've probably dropped a line in the Discord, or have a schedule, or something. 21:43 <VoxPVoxD> As far as actual mods go there's Dot_carat, who's always around, Hundredpercentbears likes to hang out on weekends, and Fella was the one who thought this would make a good stream. There's also Manifest and Nico4real, who are streamers Stewart does stuff with sometimes. They're not mods but they have the buttons cause it'd be weird not to mod them. 21:44 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart's expecting a significantly smaller stream than normal, usually there's five or six people actually paying attention to the chat. 21:45 <Crion> How's Tony preparing for the stream? What's Tony under the impression is about to uh, happen, here? 21:49 <CBN> Tony's preparation has consisted mostly of finding a non-white t-shirt to wear (he found a rumpled navy blue button-down in one of the milk crates he's using as a 'temporary' dresser in the Wherehouse. He's also spent a couple hours going back and forth on whether or not to wear the hat. Currently he's leaning against, because he's assuming streaming operates under flash photography rules (whites and blacks are bad for contrast, 21:49 <CBN> anything shiny is bad for flash). 21:50 <CBN> His impression, largely, is that he's supposed to 'just tell <Stewart> about movies' and 'try not to look at the camera too much,' the latter he's assuming will be easy because it probably won't look like any camera he's familiar with. Otherwise just hangin' out. 21:51 <Crion> Has Steve been banned from the studio? 21:51 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart debated this long and hard. The door is closed but unlocked. Steve will be told what's going on, and can make his own decisions. 21:53 <VoxPVoxD> It's disruptive, and Stewart works really hard to avoid disruptions to his streams. But you can't just throw a walking content mine like that away. 21:53 <CBN> Tony's assumption is that this will be way too boring for Steve. Assumption, hope, dream. One of these. 21:53 <Crion> So far he seems a bit spooked by, specifically, the cameras. He poked his head in once while the door was open and Stewart was setting it up, stuck his head and neck straight up in the air, and stomped away with his wings out, honking. 21:54 <VoxPVoxD> That's a manageable amount of potential Steve. 21:55 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "Hat? No hat? What are you thinking?" 21:56 <Crion> He will somewhat-distrustfully retire to either his security/drinking checkpoint near the door or, if the common area has been formally appointed for Dudes/Chicks Rocking, a sufficiently comfortable lounging sport there. 21:56 <CBN> Tony: "On the one hand, it always looks good, right? But on the other, is it gonna shine up too much?" 21:59 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "Not unless it makes you sweat more. I'm just gonna need to mess with this light so you don't look like you're hiding under a shadow." 22:00 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart actually wears a tiny bit of matte setting powder on stream — his office gets really hot — but Tony shouldn't need it, and also Stewart's absolutely not going to broach the subject under any circumstances. 22:01 <CBN> Tony:"Eh, skip it then, I should be fine. Not like I'm formally representing the office to tell you about the best movies of the 80s, 90s, and today." 22:04 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "Okay! One last thing: the way I get paid is people give me money, and they get special pictures to post in the chat and little icons by their names, but the main thing they get is their name pops up on stream and I have to read it, and the message they write, and give a little canned line. I have to do this every single time." 22:04 <VoxPVoxD> "It'll probably get very, very annoying. But I gotta do it." 22:05 <CBN> Tony laughs. "I'll try to think of it like translating for Steve, but for the computer box." 22:10 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "Cool! Other than that, just relax. There's no one in this room but you and me and some wires and lights in a box." 22:11 <CBN> Tony: "And maybe Steve sometimes, but what's new about that." 22:16 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart takes the stream live, with the channel and GOING LIVE... against an abstract, angular fractal pattern that's meant to be vaguely evocative of a chain reaction. He lets this go for five or ten minutes while he gets settled and lets people file in. Taking the stream live automatically posts links to all his social media. 22:18 <Crion> While he was offline, TGoat9 resubscribed for 6 months in a row, and parabellyum for 2 months. 22:18 <Crion> So sayeth the little management widget included with the Twitch streaming suite. 22:19 <CBN> Tony takes the setup time as an opportunity to pour a couple beers into a very large thermos, of the style you would drink a shitload of coffee out of. He's assuming that streams are for the children, so there's no drinking on-air (that they will know of), for Tony. 22:21 <VoxPVoxD> That's a good idea — Stewart even has a thermos for Tony to use, given to him by a startup coffee company that's been spraying money at gaming streamers for a while. 22:22 <VoxPVoxD> The sound of beer fizzing in the thermos is the sound of two birds dying to one stone. 22:22 <CBN> And it'll keep Tony nice and comfy warm either way, deep in his soul. So it's technically serving the intended purpose after all. 22:24 <VoxPVoxD> He announces the overnight subs before cutting to the A overlay. "Tee Goat Nine, six months in a row, thank you for the Prime, enjoy those emotes, and welcome to the Reactor. Parabellyum on a two month streak..." 22:26 <VoxPVoxD> Then they're on camera, and Tony can see the monitor mounted on the wall up behind the light showing what a viewer on Twitch would see, with them in their chairs, the front of the room behind them, and the right third of the stream devoted to the chat. "Hey everyone!! Lot of firsts tonight. New concept, new streaming setup, and a guest! This is my friend Tony. Say hi, Tony." 22:29 <CBN> Tony: "Hi To---Hi Stewart! Hello." He waves at, not really anyone. 22:30 <Crion> residentmario: "critty just chatttttttttttt" TeriyakiArmalite: [pogchamp] Bennay1997: [pogchamp] MeiMei22: "oohh hello who dis" LeBrimley: "Greetings." 22:30 <Crion> Chat continues on like this until everyone has said hellos and noticed the guest. 22:39 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart's gentle onboarding here is probably the first time he's fully explained what's going on to anyone, or even arranged it all in a row himself. He talked about the motley on stream a lot, and Tony comes up most often when they're discussing movies. A couple of people — Fella, the chat and Discord mod, who he calls out by name, and Maggie, who he doesn't — suggested having them 22:39 <VoxPVoxD> on so the chat could meet them. 22:40 <Crion> residentmario: "this mfer said 'stewart'" Fella: "that's his name!" residentmario: "o" 22:40 <VoxPVoxD> So he asks Tony, "What got you started? What made you decide to go in chronological order?" 22:44 <CBN> Tony scratches his head and takes a quick slug from his Gamer Caff-Nitro Brand Bigger Gulp. "Well, it just kinda seemed like it'd make sense. Whole lotta movies out there, and I felt like, I dunno, it's more honest to the work, to try to capture some of the context? Like, sitting down with a couple tapes and thinking, if you really wanted to in July of 1986, you could've gone to a movie theater and knocked out Big Trouble in Little 22:44 <CBN> China on a matinee, grabbed a pizza down the road, and come back for Maximum Overdrive that night. What a time to be alive." 22:45 <CBN> Tony: "Plus, way easier to know where I left off if I get distracted for awhile, instead of thinking, was I in the middle of romantic comedies, or buddy cop movies, or the sad art stuff with crying beach pianos in black and white." 22:46 <VoxPVoxD> Crying beach pianos is a funny turn of phrase. "So what was your first movie? Or your starting date?" 22:47 <Crion> 101stChairborne: "movie theaters...couldnt be me now" ptoolomy: "Maximum Overdrive ftw" 22:49 <CBN> Tony: "Well I wanted to start in '77, and figured I'd start with the most notable stuff while I was getting up to speed, so Star Wars, obviously. Pretty good!" 22:51 <Crion> Bennay1997: "tony why havent you been watching movies man lol" 22:52 <CBN> Tony reads the chat and takes a second to think about it. "I uhh. I had to travel for work, for awhile? And I didn't have any of the Net Flicks (audibly pronounced two words) or any of those. And we didn't have cable when I was a kid, which is where a lot of people saw stuff, I hear?" 22:53 <Crion> Bennay1997: "dam" TeriyakiArmalite: "[blink 182 voice] Work Sucks" 22:54 <CBN> Tony, without irony or ref-getting: "I know!" 22:54 <Crion> Various pogchamps in chat. 22:55 <VoxPVoxD> This is good, this is natural, everyone is rolling along... "How far are you up to? What are some of your favorites so far?" 22:57 <CBN> Tony: "So I dunno if this is just me watching too many movies too fast, but I feel like, some of the...creative? Artistic? Choices in movies got weirder over the years. Not that that makes them bad, but it's just, did people really go to the theater and then say, 'yeah the laugh track in Blue Velvet makes sense'?" 22:58 <CBN> Tony: "But I guess that's what 'Lynchian' means or something. Decent movie though, sad in that heart-hurty way that makes you feel better for not being in it." 22:58 <CBN> Tony: "I thought Mrs. Doubtfire was really funny though, except for the pool part in the middle, you know the one right?" 22:59 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "With the fruit, right?" 22:59 <Crion> LeBrimley: "'Lynchian,' or, when as many as TWO weird things happen in an episode of a Netflix show that Kino Robert likes." Fella: "lol" 23:00 <CBN> Tony: "That part was great! And the voice," he does an absolutely terrible 'oodle-oo' kind of sound "Loved it. But no, the part right after that, where the camera just sorta slow-pans back? And everyone in the scene turns to the camera, and as it's panning out, you can see that everyone is looking at the camera now?" 23:01 <CBN> Tony: "And they each start asking you, one after another, 'do you see?'" 23:01 <CBN> Tony waves the thought away with a hand. "I didn't get that part. Funny movie otherwise though, cream pie face disguise, I had to pause it I was laughing so hard at that." 23:01 <Crion> MeiMei22 has resubscribed for 3 months. "more chatting with hot guys dont break TOS please be careful lol" 23:06 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart's kind of quiet for a second but he's right on the resub message. "MeiMei22, 3 months in a row, thank you for the Bezos Bucks. Enjoy those emotes." Then he takes a big sip of water. "Yeah I think that, uh, that movies have been getting more 'meta' over time. There are some very high-concept jokes in those 90s movies, if you go back and look." 23:06 <CBN> Tony: "You've seen Field of Dreams, right? The baseball one?" 23:06 <VoxPVoxD> "Yeah, that's like my dad's favorite movie. We watched it on his birthday every year." 23:07 <CBN> Tony: "Also, what does 'high-concept' mean, people in movies-about-movies talk about it but they never say what it is." 23:07 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "It means one of three things: hard to implement, hard to pay for, or hard to understand." 23:08 <CBN> Tony: "Ohhhhhhhhh." 23:08 <Crion> A smattering of BIG BRAIN-type emotes from chat. 23:08 <CBN> Tony: "Cool beans. So Field of Dreams, what was the deal with the kids in the corn at the end?" 23:08 <VoxPVoxD> ... 23:08 <CBN> Tony: "The ones just watching the game who kind of melt into it. I didn't get that." 23:10 <CBN> Tony: "I thought it might be one of those, "he snaps his fingers a few times trying to think of the term. "uh, 'cinematic universe' things. Since one of them was in the back of Three Men and a Baby too. I thought maybe it was an 80s thing." 23:10 <Crion> Bennay1997: "????" 23:12 <CBN> Tony: "Just watch, I bet you can pull it up on the You Tube, you can see what I mean!" 23:12 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart's brow furrows for just a moment. Tony's completely deadpan. But most of his brain is powering forward on the inertia of form; he knows the shape of a normal response even as he has completely lost the thread connecting him to reality. This is something you have to learn in Arcadia. At least it was for him. "Right, yeah, the melting ghost children I think of as like a mid-80s 23:12 <VoxPVoxD> to mid-90s kind of thing. Have you gotten to The Sixth Sense yet? That was really the last movie to involve them heavily." 23:13 <Crion> LeBrimley: "Is this a bit?" residentmario: "lmao this movie sounds dope" 23:13 <CBN> Tony: "The Sixth Sense was cool! The ending twist completely blew me away---wait, can I talk about endings on this? I don't want to ruin it for your viewers who haven't seen it." 23:14 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "I put a blanket spoiler warning in the channel title, and this movie is older than most of my audience. You're in the clear, and worst case scenario our attorney is in the next room." 23:14 <Crion> Fella: "i think it's fine lol" 101stChairborne: "that's the one with sora's VA right" 23:15 <CBN> Tony: "Oh nice. Okay yeah so it was a. It's like, a movie thing to call something 'a bold choice' right? He holds his mug between his knees to give that proper quotey fingers. 23:16 <VoxPVoxD> "Yeah, absolutely. Shyamalan's famous for those twist endings." 23:16 <CBN> Tony: "Anyway it was a bold choice to have the kid be dead the whole time and it be a time loop. Not really sure where it was going with that, but, bold, right?" 23:16 <CBN> Tony: "He did that one alien movie too, right? I uhhh...I couldn't finish it, honestly." 23:18 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "Well that's why I brought it up! I think that was supposed to be about the melting ghost kid as a trope, right? The whole movie's about dead-ends — literal ones, spiritual ones, metaphysical ones. The ending is tying it all together with the creative dead-end." 23:18 <Crion> LeBrimley: "Too bad that guy directs superhero movies now." ptoolomey: "mnight owns. WHAT IF" "PLANTS, VIOLENTLY" "WHAT IF" "NO WIFI IN COLONIAL WILLIAMSBURG" "WHAT IF ALIENS INVADED" "BUT 70% OF THE WORLD KILLED THEIR ASS" 23:18 <Crion> Some poggets for that and Tony/Stewart. 23:18 <Crion> *Poggers. 23:19 <CBN> Tony: "Okay so that makes sense! How's the alien movie end?"A little sheepishly, now. "I got too scared at the part where they first see the alien on the video camera and I turned it off." 23:19 <Crion> Bennay1997: "lmao this guy owns" 23:20 <Crion> LeBrimley: "They were allergic to water, Tony. I think it was also about Jesus?" 23:21 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "I saw the movie in theaters and I freaked out there. I think that's his best one. Anyway it turns out that the aliens can be killed by god, baseball, and wasted water." 23:22 <CBN> Tony: "So it's a cinematic universe with Field of Dreams! Man."He looks a little awestruck for a long minute. "Cool beans. Cool, cool beans." 23:22 <VoxPVoxD> "I think the director's cut changes some stuff. Have you seen any of those, or have you stuck to the theatrical releases?" 23:22 <VoxPVoxD> "Did you know that David Lynch put out a version of Eraserhead with no laugh track?" 23:22 <Crion> residentmario has subscribed. He's a new subscriber! "came for PoE season last week staying for big brain movies" 23:22 <VoxPVoxD> "Completely different movie." 23:23 <CBN> Tony: "I've just watched whatever cuts are on tape, since I just have the TV-VCR combo back in my room." 23:23 <VoxPVoxD> "Residentmario! First time subscriber, welcome to the Reactor, my friend, glad you're enjoying the stream — hope you enjoy the emotes." 23:23 <CBN> Tony: "Does the baby still say 'wakka wakka'? That was pretty" quotey fingers "'Lynchian'." 23:24 <Crion> A bot comes in and spams a link; Fella handles it quickly. 23:25 <CBN> Tony: "The big problem I'm running into now is what to do after the 90s. I haven't had any luck finding tapes past the late 90s so far, it's like the whole world ended in 2000." 23:25 <VoxPVoxD> Back to Tony: "Yeah but the sound mix is different. There's like a stock panther growling in there now, and Jimothy's bit has a whole new dub. I sort of appreciate it more than I like it, if that makes sense." 23:26 <CBN> Tony: "I'll have to check it out, if I can't get past 1999 I'm probably going to go back and make a second pass on stuff I skipped the first time, like 'The Conversation.' Which, the guy on the cover looks too intense." 23:27 <CBN> Tony: "Since that's early 70s but, I didn't catch it the first time around." 23:30 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "After the 90s they started putting movies on discs. After the 2000s they started putting movies on even more expensive discs. The work continues, but the medium changes. And of course every new wave like that there's a new remaster of tons of old stuff. Like they did a whole new box set of Happy Days last year, shot for shot with the whole cast at their current age." 23:30 <VoxPVoxD> "Tom Bosley was really feeling the years." 23:31 <CBN> Tony: "Wow! Isn't one of the guys from that famous? He made Willow didn't he?" 23:33 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "Yeah! And the one about astronauts." 23:33 <Crion> Bennay1997: "did crit just explain what DVDs are" ptoolomy: "tony is simply captain america. next week he will listen to marvin gaye for the first time" LeBrimley: "I still say this is a bit. But it's a good bit." 23:34 <CBN> Tony: "The one about astronauts was really good! The guy from Splash really surprised me." 23:36 <CBN> Tony: "This is only halfway about movies but...do you think we really went to the moon?" 23:37 <Crion> 101stChairborne: "here we goooooo" 23:37 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "Of course we went to the moon!" 23:37 <VoxPVoxD> "We just didn't come back." 23:37 <Crion> ptoolomy: "gentlemen i submit for your consideration that tonight's stream is 'weird as shit'" 23:38 <CBN> Tony takes a long drink from the mug. "Whoa." 23:38 <Crion> TeriyakiArmalite donated 1000 bits. "finally someone stands up to that fuck Aldrin" 23:39 <Crion> TeriyakiArmalite in chat: "that mfer can't keep getting away with it" 23:39 <CBN> Tony: "It's weird how we just sorta stopped having good space movies too, like other than that astronaut one, it's always about space is bad now. Did something happen?" 23:40 <Crion> LeBrimley: "I think we sort of lost our collective imagination. The horizon narrowed. Space is for guys like Elon Musk now. Or the Venom symbiote." 23:41 <CBN> Tony: "All, the Event Horizon, which I turned off, or Armageddon, which was super sad, or the Fifth Element, which was a weird way to expand the Die Hard cinematic universe but I guess it's nice that John McClane found love after divorce." 23:41 <Crion> residentmario: "better than die hard 5" 23:42 <CBN> Tony: "But it's space, man!" He's not arguing, he's aggressively-agreeing with chat. "Space!" Gesturing vaguely-upward with both hands. "It's like getting a boat and sailing the ocean except the ocean is forever and maybe there are islands of aliens out there." 23:44 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "That's it exactly. That's the problem with space now. We're decades past having cool space explorers, but we're still decades away from having the space equivalent of boat guys. So space is just this weird narrative halfway house where everything that can happen is either lonely or dangerous." 23:45 <VoxPVoxD> "If we only get to aim as high as Elon Musk we need to build that out, you know? We need the space equivalent of Margaritaville." 23:46 <CBN> Tony: "Stewart." You know that look. You've seen this look before. 23:46 <CBN> Tony: "Do you think. Do you think we could space boat. Are there means, within this great, wide world?" 23:48 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "We're probably like 30 years and, I don't know, two million subscribers short, but I'm not going anywhere." 23:49 <CBN> Tony: "But this is making me think now, is a space movie a really different kind of movie, if it's about getting to the planet, versus being on the alien planet?" 23:49 <Crion> Thinking emotes run strong throughout the banter in chat. 23:49 <CBN> Tony: "Like how if you're just boating to boat, that's one day, but if you're like, let's go out to an island, it's definitely a different kind of day." 23:50 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "To me, a movie on another planet is not a space movie. You're not *in* space any more than you are right now. A space movie means a spaceship. Or a space station, which is just a big spaceship." 23:50 <VoxPVoxD> "Star Trek is a space movie. Star Wars is a movie with scenes in space." 23:51 <CBN> Tony: "Oh yeah, I get you. It's like, He gestures a little ship floating along, as one hand. "Space movie, space movie, space movie," the hand lands on his fist and now walks around on two fingers. "Movie that has scenes in space." 23:52 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "Exactly." 23:53 <CBN> Tony: "Okay I have a question for you if that's okay, and the chat, if the chat..chatters? have ideas too." 23:53 <VoxPVoxD> "Of course it is. My chat loves answering questions for people. Even if they're rhetorical." 23:53 <CBN> Tony: "What's a movie after 2000 that it's worth me looking for on those...disc things you were talking about. If I can only watch one, total, ever." 23:54 <Crion> Fella DMs Stewart: "yo teriyaki didn't get a shoutout" 23:55 <Crion> They don't take being a mod QUITE too seriously for it to be creepy, but they are on the ball. TeriyakiArmalite has returned to shitposting and hasn't like, complained about it. 23:56 <VoxPVoxD> Oh shit. "Ah, I got distracted. TeriyakiArmalite, thank you for the thousand bits. I respect Buzz Aldrin for his service, and his sacrifice, but I hope the thing that replaced him on Apollo 11 faces justice." 23:57 <Crion> TeriyakiArmalite: [pogchamp pogchamp pogchamp] Rest of chat follows suit. 00:02 <VoxPVoxD> One time Lauren asked Stewart, and he looked at her like, how should he know? But in classic Stewart fashion, he's been unproductively self-conscious about it ever since. Fella gets a <good looking out!! ty> PM the next time Tony's on a roll and he'll be slightly but pointlessly worried if he's too informal or familiar. A lot of his streamer buddies have dated or are dating people they 00:02 <VoxPVoxD> met through Twitch and that seems insanely weird to Stewart. Now part of his brain is going to be devoted to this until he has a drink and reboots. 00:03 <VoxPVoxD> One time Lauren asked Stewart if he thought anyone in his chat had a crush on him, I should say. 00:03 <VoxPVoxD> To Tony: "One movie after 2000? Hmm..." 00:04 <VoxPVoxD> "I think, not the best movie but the one that explains the most about subsequent culture, the one that'd make the rest of the world make the most more sense to you, is either The Bourne Identity or The Dark Knight." 00:05 <Crion> There is support for both in the chat, plus Joker emotes if those are enabled for some reason. 00:06 <CBN> Tony: "Cool beans, cool beans. I'd probably go with the first one then, I assume the other is a Batman movie? And I already saw Batman Returns---because I figured it would recap anything I missed in Batman---and that was good but probably enough Batman. And I don't know how you'd keep that franchise going after that wedding at the end." 00:06 <VoxPVoxD> Clown stuff seems to attract a bad element to the chat for some reason. 00:06 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "They don't keep it going, it's like the comic books. They just reset everything every time they write themselves into a corner." 00:07 <CBN> Tony: "Do they tell the same story again then too?" 00:07 <Crion> MeiMei22: "batfleck tho" LeBrimley: "Have to admit, he is the best Batman. Better than Keaton even." 00:08 <CBN> Tony: "Seems like a waste, when you could make any movie other than that." 00:10 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "Think of it like, you know, you order a pizza right? You have certain expectations, because it's universally recognized and popular, but there's a lot of room for variation. And everyone wants to start a pizza place thinks they have a special take on pizza or, like, just the first time there's been a pizza place in that neighborhood." 00:11 <CBN> Tony: "So people only watch new Batmans when they're drunk? I guess that would make it easier." 00:11 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "Or kids, yeah." 00:12 <Crion> residentmario: "damn rude" 00:14 <CBN> Tony: "So that's the...The Born Identity? Something like that, you said? Chatters in the chat, what else should I watch?" 00:16 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "The Bourne Identity is an action movie about an assassin who forgot everything except how to be an assassin. Basically every action movie looked like it for, I don't know, ten years? At least?" 00:16 <VoxPVoxD> "All the ones that didn't look like The Matrix." 00:17 <CBN> Tony: "Nice, so if I watch those that takes care of a decade plus of action movies. Good lookin' out!" 00:17 <Crion> LeBrimley: "If he wants to see GOOD space horror that doesn't suck at some point, CriticalMass, you should show him Sunshine (2007)." ptoolomy: "idk man you seem to have a decisive vibe. and access to weird versions of these movies we don't?? you just watch whatever's next in the queue and report back" 101stChairborne: "yooooo show this dude fast and furious" 00:18 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "Ahh, Sunshine is so depressing though!" 00:19 <Crion> PharmaShwarma has subscribed. They're a new subscriber! "lurker here getting in on ground floor of this wild chat series" 00:21 <CBN> Tony: "How depressing are we talking, for Sunshine?" 00:21 <Crion> LeBrimley: "Oh, just incredibly so. But a fantastic film!" 00:22 <CBN> Tony: "As long as that Bourne Identity and...Fast and Furious? aren't depressing, I can probably fit that one in between." 00:22 <VoxPVoxD> "PharmaShwarma, brand new subscriber! Glad you're enjoying the stream. Welcome to the Reactor and enjoy those emotes. I've been asking all my friends to come to this new studio for chats and the reception's been good. If you guys like this I'll definitely do more. One of my friends is a great musician, one of them's really handy. One of them's just a straight up genius." 00:23 <VoxPVoxD> To Tony: "To give you an idea, the premise of the movie is that the absolute best case scenario happiest ending involves all the characters committing suicide simultaneously." 00:23 <VoxPVoxD> "That does not happen." 00:24 <VoxPVoxD> "It gets significantly more depressing than that." 00:24 <CBN> Tony: "Oooooooof." Long drink. "Maybe I save that one for right before a comedy. Did any good comedies come out in the last twenty years?" 00:26 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "A lot of comedies came out. You'd probably like some of them. I'd maybe recommend like... Walk Hard and Super Troopers to start." 00:26 <VoxPVoxD> "Just avoid anything with a fat guy with curly hair on the cover." 00:27 <VoxPVoxD> "Shaun of the Dead, also very good." 00:27 <CBN> Tony: "Good life advice." 00:27 <CBN> Tony: "'of the Dead' though? Is it going to be scary?" 00:29 <Crion> 101stChairborne: "im saying fast and furious again" 00:29 <Crion> ptoolomy: "hmmm. maybe. tony: how do you feel when i say to you in a gruff tone, 'it's about FAMILY'" 00:30 <CBN> Tony: "Family is super important!" 00:30 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "It's not scary, it's just full of zombies. But it's basically about about two guys who are friends." 00:30 <Crion> ptoolomy: "the entire fast and furious franchise agrees with you" 00:30 <Crion> Bennay1997: "JUSTICE FOR HAN" 00:31 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "I've never seen any of the Fast and Furious movies. I think they drive cars really fast, and solve crimes, or cause crimes." 00:31 <CBN> Tony: "Oh wait. Is this one of those things where there might be a whole collection of all of the uh...Fastes...and Furiouses? At once? Because then that's like one big movie." 00:32 <Crion> LeBrimley: "If you're asking 'will they sell you a box set,' my brother: they will sell you a box set." 00:32 <CBN> Tony: "Fully sick." 00:35 <CBN> Tony, realizing his mug is getting light now. "I think I'm coming up about on time unless you've got anything else for me to talk about right now, but it sounds like I've got some homework for next time?" 00:36 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "Any final thoughts? Chat, any parting words for Tony?" 00:40 <Crion> residentmario: "get that dude back soon" MeiMei22: "gn critical and tony!!" LeBrimley: "Well, this was certainly weird. Not bad? But weird." Fella: "it owned tony owns" ptoolomy: "lmao later big tone. looking forward to hear about how the children of the corn were in fast 5" 00:40 <Crion> The rest of the chat is generally positive. 00:41 <VoxPVoxD> "Nice; nice; nice. Peace out!" Stewart runs the outro and kills the mics. "Whew! I thought that went great. Dude, though, the Hedge has been mutating your movies." 00:41 <CBN> Tony: "It's what now" 00:41 <VoxPVoxD> "Those kids? Not actually in Field of Dreams. That slow pan back? Not actually in Mrs. Doubtfire." 00:42 <VoxPVoxD> "So they think we were doing like a weird horror bit." 00:42 <VoxPVoxD> "Which I absolutely intend to lean into." 00:43 <CBN> Tony: "Wait so...so is Darth Vader not Luke's dad?" 00:43 <CBN> Tony: "Because that never made sense." 00:44 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "It didn't make sense. But it did actually happen." 00:44 <CBN> Tony: "Whatthefuuuuuck....." 00:44 <CBN> Tony: "Okay, but. Huh." He thinks for a minute. 00:44 <VoxPVoxD> "But no this is great! Not only is it great content but I think it really gets across who you are and why you're special. You see the most bizarre, unearthly shit in the world and you're like, 'neat! want a beer?'. It's what makes you lovable. It's what makes you great." 00:45 <CBN> Tony: "I guess every movie I'm watching's been on the combo, and that's been in the Wherehouse..." 00:45 <CBN> Tony: "Aww man, shucks, thanks!" 00:45 <VoxPVoxD> "And so have the tapes, yeah." 00:45 <CBN> Tony: "I'm glad this was...good content? Is that the thing? It was fun! Your computer has weird chat people in it...those are people, right?" 00:46 <VoxPVoxD> Stewart: "Yep! Every one of those names has a whole person behind it. Except the ones that just post porn and supplement links and get deleted." 00:48 <CBN> Tony: "Oh neat. Well they seem nice."